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The Latest Wrench.

by Amber on April 19, 2012

The other day, I was feeling pretty awesome about my life as a working mom.

Three years in, I finally have some semblance of a routine down. I’ve even almost figured out how to balance work, freelance gigs, and my family and still have room for a life.

So of course the universe has to throw a wrench in the works. This one in the form of a massive biting spree by my three-year-old. One that has her daycare sending her home in the middle of the day – for the other children’s safety.

Add in thrice daily meltdowns with a child so angry she’s literally vibrating, plus a few million complaints about how school is awful and how she wants her mommy to stay home, and you get one upset mommy.

A mommy who’s also getting used to a new job, in a new environment, with all the stressors that go along with it.

A mommy who’s back to her old stress eating ways (but that pumpkin cream cheese muffin sure tasted good).

I’m sure we’ll get through this. I’m sure this is a temporary setback.

But it doesn’t really feel like it right now.

Right now, I’m hoping I haven’t passed my emotional health issues on to my munchkin. And that I’m not completely messing her up by working.

Not that not working is a choice. Because it isn’t.

But, you know. My inner lioness isn’t really a rational being. She just wants to protect her baby, whatever the cost.

Screw you, universe.

As for you, my dear friends? If you have any anti-biting advice, I’m all ears (again).

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My Daughter Is A Pint-Sized Bully.

by Amber on October 28, 2011

Dear Abby Internet,

I am the mother of a sweet, precocious toddler. She is generous with hugs and kisses, quick to laugh and happy to bake goodies for everyone in her play kitchen.

At night, she looks out her window and says good night to all her little friends from daycare, one by one.

In the morning, she asks me who will be at school to play with her. And when I list the names, she claps her hands with joy.

But then she gets there. And somehow she turns into a monster. She pinches. She smacks. She scratches. Today she even drew blood.

If this keeps up, I’m afraid we’ll get kicked out. And if that happens? I don’t know what I’ll do.

I’ve done everything I can think of. I take away her right to watch her nightly episode of Dora when she’s bad. I bribe her with special treats and trips to the park if she’s good. I put her in time out when she pinches me at home. And always, I lecture her and lecture her and lecture her. But nothing gets through.

What on earth am I supposed to do?

Help me, Internet. You’re my only hope.

Sincerely,

One Frustrated Mama

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Sometimes My Blog Scares Me.

April 18, 2011

I am not an overly protective sort. For the most part, I brush off sensational news of children snatched from the front yard, or adults who go missing, only to be found in a shallow grave several months later. I brush off concerns about the amount of personal info I share. And about the pictures [...]

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Pick My Next Hairstyle.

February 1, 2011
Red do from ModCloth

There’s something about February. Something that makes my skin itch and my heart restless. I feel cooped. Stagnant. In need of some sort of change. Eighty degree weather would help, but since last time I looked outside ice was falling from the sky, I have to look elsewhere for satisfaction. And you know what the [...]

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The Search for the Couch and Other Stories.

March 9, 2010

We had to have a plumber come to our house today (leaking bath tub + wet ceiling = bad news). That’s bad enough, but you know what’s worse? Having to clean the house for the plumber. Yep, you read that right. Our house was so embarrassingly dirty that my husband and I spent more time [...]

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The World's Smallest Headbanger.

March 5, 2010

Back in the late 80s and early 90s, I fancied myself something of a headbanger. I rocked out to what passed for hard rock in that era, including bands like Guns n Roses, AC/DC, Poison, Bon Jovi, Warrant (yes, really), Skid Row and, ummm, even Nelson (yeah, I cringed when I wrote that). But I [...]

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