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a review? hell yeah

Back when I was a little baby blogger, Scary Mommy was one of my very first bloggy crushes. I had no idea who she was, of course. Back then, anyone who had more than 150 followers was a Hugely Famous Blogger in my book. But she was funny, and real, and always made me feel better about my parenting skills.

You really should read Confessions of a Scary MommyThat’s probably not a surprise to any of you. Since she’s one of the  biggest bloggers around, chances are you read her too. But I like to think I discovered her first.

Now she’s a published author. Or at least, she will be when her book hits the shelves on April 3.  And I’m not the least little bit jealous (I’m also a liar).

It’s called Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and you guys? It’s a really good book. A laugh out loud funny kind of book.

Each chapter is kind of like a really long blog post. The book has the same humor and flow as her blog, and covers the topics we’ve come to expect from her. She talks about her obsession with birthday parties, her hatred of those perfect, bikini-clad moms, how completely ridiculous the Mom Club is and how obnoxious everybody else’s kids are (because, let’s face it, they are).

It’s a book that can act as both a really effective form of birth control and a lifesaver for an overwhelmed new mom.

It’s also chock full of confessions straight from the Scary Mommy Confessional.  Confessions that will have you nodding along, laughing out loud and shaking your head. You’ll relate to some, judge others, be entertained by all.

What else can I tell you? If you’re a mom, you probably want to read this. If you’re not a mom but think you might like to be one, you really should read this.

And I can give you one. In fact, I can give you an autographed copy of Confessions of a Scary Mommy.

Want it? Then leave me a comment. It’d be awesome if you told me why you’re a scary mommy (or a scary mommy wanna be), but if you’re tired, or stressed, or just don’t have the time to get creative, the sentence “I’d really like to read Confessions of a Scary Mommy” would work.

That’s it. No hoops. No extra entries. Just leave me a comment and I’ll pick a random number. Sound good? Good. I’ll leave this giveaway open until March 3. Now go leave me a comment (with your email address, please).

Disclaimer: Jill gave me a copy of her book, but didn’t ask me to write any sort of review at all. I just liked it and think you’ll like it too. In other words, all thoughts and opinions are my own, ya da ya da ya da.

 

 

 

 

 

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The Search For A Healthy Snack: Halo Style

by Amber on October 13, 2011

You know those moms who refuse to let their kids have sugar? The ones who swear a cookie shall never touch their precious angels’ lips? Who make their little monsters throw their Halloween candy in the trash after trick or treating is over?

I am not one of those. I believe that, like all things, goodies are perfectly fine in moderation.

That said, I’m not really a fan of Oreos, or Cheetos, or any of that other processed stuff. I’ll let her have it every once in a while, but I feel a whole lot better about myself if I can actually pronounce everything on the ingredient list. When I start seeing things like transglyceridesulfiteacid number 9, I get a little antsy.

However, as we’ve already established, I don’t have a lot of time, either. So while Tori and I will often cook up a batch of pumpkin bread (use applesauce instead of oil and it’s almost healthy) or blueberry oatmeal muffins on the weekend, for the most part, homemade treats are out.

That’s why I jumped at the chance to test a little treat called Halo Bars. They’re low in sugar, dairy-free, and best of all, completely organic. That means everything in them is real. And therefore, I can not only pronounce everything on the ingredient list, I actually know what they are.

Halo Bars—An Angelic Way To Snack

They gave us four flavors of Halo Bars to try: Rocky Road, Honey Graham, Smores and Nutty Marshmallow. Of them all, the adult contingent preferred the Nutty Marshmallow.

But little Miss Tori? She loved them all. I took to carrying one in my purse at all times, because I knew if she got crabby while we were out, I could bribe her to be good with a “cookie” and not worry that I was sending her to obesity hell.

Best of all? I could look those disapproving Smug Mamas in the eye and say, “oh, don’t worry. These are totally organic. Vegan, even. Her pediatrician actually encourages me to give her these.”

That last bit, of course, is something of an exaggeration. I never actually asked her pediatrician about them. But I’m confident that if I did, she would approve. As long as I continue to brush her teeth twice a day (le sigh).

They’re gone now, unfortunately. But all is not lost. The maker of Halo Bars is offering my lovely readers a 40 percent discount on their “angelic” treats. I’m going to order myself another box. To claim yours, go here and use the discount code BLOGGER.

Even better, one lucky reader will win a free box of Halo Bars (there are 12 in each package). Want it to be you? Then leave me a comment telling me why you need to have a snack in the house that you can actually feel good about. I’ll pick one winner at random on October 27.

This review was made possible by MomSpark Media. As always, thoughts, opinions, greedy toddlers and passive aggressive behaviors are my own.

 

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And The Winner Is…

July 22, 2011
Winner of My Baby Clothes Gveaway

It’s been fun, but the My Baby Clothes giveaway is finally over. I wish you all could have won, but alas, it doesn’t work that way. So the winner the Random Generator chose was: By my count, comment #60 was this one: Congratulations, Mary!

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My Baby Clothes: Fashions To Drool Over (and On).

July 12, 2011
Tori wearing Mudpie Dress From My Baby Clothes

When I found out I was pregnant, I secretly hoped that I would have a little girl. I mean, sure, I said it didn’t matter as long as the baby was healthy, but I really wanted to buy frilly dresses, and floppy bows, and pint-sized Mary Janes. Happily, I got my wish. And I’ve been [...]

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Praise From a Princess: The Ultimate Potty Training Solution?

June 28, 2011
Pull-Ups Training Pants From Huggies

When I was pregnant, I hoped with all my heart that I’d end up with  girly girl—and I did. That toddler of mine would wear tutus night and day if I let her—paired with my tallest, spikiest heels and a tiara in her (uncombed) hair. But despite early potty training success,Tori continues to engage in [...]

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Getting My Ass Kicked By Half-Assed.

June 20, 2011
Half Assed A Weight Loss Memoir Cover

How many diets have you been on in your lifetime? Two? Twenty? 200? I’ve been on so many that I’ve lost count. Some have lasted two days, some have lasted two years, but none have resulted in permanent weight loss. I go down and then I go up. I go way, way down and then [...]

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