Four Years: In Conversation Snippets.

YEAR 0

tori in the jungle

“It’s a girl!”

“Honey, look! She just rolled over!”

“Mom? Mom, she won’t stop crying! It’s been six hours. What do I do?”

“Ah-goo!”

“Brian, she just said ah-goo! That’s like three months ahead of schedule! Our child’s a genius!”

“Get the camera! She’s crawling!”

“Get the camera! She’s got a tooth!”

YEAR 1

“Get the camera! She’s walking!”tori walks

“No!”

“Honey, your child now has opinions…”

“Mom? Mom, she’s throwing her tenth temper tantrum of the day. They won’t stop! What do I do?”

“Mommy? I love you!”

“Honey? Get the tissues. Your daughter just told me she loves me!”

YEAR 2

Tori swingsNO!”

“NOOOOO!”

“I. Don’t. Want. To.”

“Mom? Tell me three is better?”

“Get the camera! She dressed herself!”

“Get the camera! She’s dancing!”

“Get the camera! I’ve never seen a kid this dirty!”

YEAR 3

“Mommy? I don’t like you!”tori loves balloons

“It’s not fair!”

“I don’t want to!”

“I HATE YOU!”

“Mom? Why didn’t anyone ever tell me three was this bad?”

“Get the camera! She’s singing!”

“Get the camera! Her head is spinning!”

“Mommy, you’re my best friend.”

“Mommy? Mommy I love you soooooooo much!”

“Mommy, I hate you!”

“Is my kid mentally disturbed?”

“No, Amber, she’s just three.”

YEAR 4

tori with a dandelion“Mommy, you’re the best mommy in the whole world.”

“Amber, I can’t believe you did all this. You’re the best mom ever.”

So far, so good.

Let’s hope four is just as lovely as the internet promises me it will be….

 

 

 

 

2 Comments on Four Years: In Conversation Snippets.

  1. Erica
    April 3, 2013 at 11:13 pm (3 years ago)

    Adorable… She is precious!

    Reply
    • Amber
      April 11, 2013 at 10:08 pm (3 years ago)

      Thank you! SHe is…sometimes.

      Reply

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