In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been feeling kind of sorry for myself lately. Do you know what I like to do to cheer myself up? Buy things. So I got on the Gymboree website and filled my cart with all the cute little baby things I could stand.
Things like this gorgeous dress, which can be yours for only $32.75.
And this tutu skirt, a bargain at just $28.75.
Back out into the virtual shopping arena I went, only to find this ridiculously cute penguin hoodie (which makes the register ring to the tune of $24.75):
Which obviously needed this shirt ($19.75):
The damage? Two hundred thirty four freaking dollars. And I didn’t even get the polka dot shoes, or faux leopard print boots. Luckily, it was a virtual shopping cart, so I could abandon ship without anybody seeing my embarrassingly bare wallet.
And that, my friends, is why I shop at Target.